EST. THE DAY YOU BOUGHT THE TOP
Bagholder
Elites
A private society for distinguished holders of heavy bags.
Old money manners. Degen portfolio.
- IApplication
- IIDuties
- IIIThe Seat
Application for Membership
The committee reviews every name. Print clearly. Ink is permanent — much like your entry price.
RECEIVED
Application received from @— · vault 0x—
Duties of the Applicant
0 / 5 settledEvery member contributes to the estate. Settle all five duties — the doorman is watching.
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Follow the House Follow @BagholderElites on X.SETTLED
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Endorse the Announcement Like the pinned proclamation.SETTLED
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Circulate the Memo Repost it to your constituents.SETTLED
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Publish Your Position Post about Bagholder Elites. Taste is mandatory.SETTLED
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Summon Three Associates Comment under the proclamation & tag 3 friends of means.SETTLED
Your Seat at the Table
Duties settled. The committee awaits your signature — one chair, held under your name.
BAGHOLDER ELITES
Certificate of Membership
MEMBER Nº 0000
Name@—
Vault0x—
Admitted—
“We hold together.”
APPROVEDYour seat is reserved. Keep this page — the doors open soon.